Pluto and Charon Stripped Bair by Her Bachelors

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Percival Lowell, I Paint a moustache on you

If your bigger than Mars you are ‘legitimate’ said the I.A.U

But your too small

and you don’t spin right!

‘Bicycle wheel’, ‘Fountain’ and ‘Ready Mades’

‘A Snowball Descending a Staircase’

R. Mutt to be the first artist pissing in space

But your too small

and you don’t spin right

Pluto and Charon Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors

Exposed on a hill top in the 1930’s

And that was it from the cock eyed world until the CCD and the PMT

 (Charge Couple Devise/The Photomultiplier Tube)

lets call it ‘Percy’ said The Lowell Observatory

And the Soviets retort was; “lets call it, ‘Our Dead Little baby’”

‘Nasha Dye Voshka’ in the margins

and with a binary called Charon what a bargin!

De-Mobbed these Mis-fits made from methane and Ammonia

Phantom Planet X on the frontier

Pluto and Charon Stripped Bair by Her Bachelors


Published by Cultural Foundation. Tune/Video available on youtube by Manfat Voodoo